fevrith:

zer0suit:

kleefkruid:

saying cats don’t contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it’s going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

A prime example of a very hard worker

podcastwizard:

the hot new trend is “guard posting”

greelin:

greelin:

i fucking hate it here

sienvega:

It still feels like horses are my only friends in this vast empty world of Hyrule

exitwound:

My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of

vexwerewolf:

xeansicemane:

prokopetz:

“Isn’t it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal” I mean, there’s a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn’t have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We’re not fast and don’t have a lot of natural weaponry but we’re bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

that-house:

that-house:

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

please i’ve already hurt so much