Note: Anything crossed out is still valid, but due to his memory wipe, he doesn’t remember anything. I’m keeping it here should his memory be returned.

Quick Bio:

You are DAVE STRIDER and you are currently 18 YEARS OLD. You live with your BRO in an APARTMENT IN HOUSTON, TEXAS. It’s kinda cramped, but you like it there. Your hobbies are MAKING RAD JAMZ and SETTING SICK FIRES, aka, remixing songs and rapping your heart out. You are probably the COOLEST GUY AROUND besides your Bro, but you’re fine with that since he’s ONE CHILL DUDE. You still run the webcomic SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF and work on new panels in your spare time. Spare time meaning ANYTIME YOU FEEL LIKE IT since you aren’t ever really busy. You also play VIDEO GAMES and WATCH MOVIES since you have a huge collection sitting in your messy living room. Your diet consists mainly of PIZZA and TAKE OUT FOOD OF ANY SORT, while your favorite drink is APPLE JUICE. You try to be nice to everyone unless they PISS YOU OFF, in which you can hold a MASSIVE GRUDGE AGAINST them. But you don’t have too many enemies at the moment. You also love throwing PARTIES and love being the DJ for said parties. Mostly because you’re THE BEST DJ around. But all in all, you just enjoying CHILLING WITH YOUR BROS and CHATTING ONLINE. You’re a pretty awesome guy.

HOWEVER, that’s the outer Dave. The one everyone knows. The one everyone thinks they know. Inner Dave is actually very CONFUSED and COMPROMISED, building up relationships only to let them crash and burn. You’re pretty up a MASSIVE FUCKUP and it’s internally KILLING you. But you’ll keep up the facade as long as you can.

Although, at the moment, you’re pretty sure it’s not going to last long.

Relationships:

Serious Relationships:

John: John is the best person to come into your life, that you can remember at least. He was one of the first people to come talk to you after you lost your memories, and he’s been the most person alive so far. He’s explained what your previous life was like, cared for you, forgiven you for being so ridiculous, and you couldn’t love him more. He’s perfect, in your eyes. You’ve never loved someone the way you love him.

June: So, it’s not a real, solid, “relationship”, but it’s pretty damn close to it. June meant a whole fucking lot to you before, it seems, and she’s definitely getting there quickly. You vaguely remember a few situations with her, but not much. The night you spent time together to help you remember your previous life, some serious romantic shit went down and things have been sort of but not really awkward. Either way, you like her, you can’t deny, but for now, you’re just good buds.

Bros:

Jade: Jade is apparently one of your ex-girlfriends? You don’t know her too well, you haven’t talked since the memory wipe. Jade is one of your exes… But truthfully you wish she wasn’t. She was one of the best people to come into you’re life. But the both of you sort of… drifted. It was a matter of time before one of you had to do it, and you guess you just had a bit more reason to pull the plug… You’ll never really be able to let her go, though. You swear you’ll watch over her, no matter what.

Chii: Chii is apparently your ex-girlfriend. You hardly remember her, but you like her. She’s nice, pretty, and a lot like you in many ways. Chii is one of your exes. You and her went through a rough patch in the break up, but you imagine you two are still just as tight as before. Best bros for life, you know? You both have promised to be there though, like a love that isn’t classified as love.

John: So apparently this John is a zombie? You’re a little hesitant to believe it, but you can deal. It’s pretty cool, actually, having a friend who’s a zombie. He’s nice, he seems to care about you, and you’re just glad to know him, period. You owe a lot to one undead friend of yours, and you can’t believe how patient he’s been with you through all of this weird shit. You’ve gotten past the fact he’s a zombie, it doesn’t really affect you any more. A lot of times you actually forget he’s undead until his skin starts falling off. But while you were possessed, he didn’t stop trying to find a way to help you. He offers a lot of good advice and comfort and you are so glad you’ve met him. You’d be completely lost without him.

Jade: This Jade isn’t as close as the other, but she is awfully cute, you have to admit. She’s super nice and funny and it’s so nice being able to hang out with her. She keeps you company all the time, and you really appreciate it.

Terezi: You have quite a few Terezi bros, but each one is different in their own amazing way. You really like this one; she’s very nice and lives on Earth, so you hang out with her as often as possible since she’s so funny and cool. She’s the one you lean on when you’ve lost your light, and in all truth, if it weren’t for her you might have actually killed yourself.

Undecided/Uncategorized but still friends:

June: Things with you and June are complicated. Very complicated. In troll terms, she’s your “moirail”. You aren’t in a relationship with her, but you’re more than best friends, you imagine. On more then one occasion you two have admitted deeper feelings, and, after a long emotional conversation with a few people, you let everyone go to maybe get together with her. She makes you so happy, you aren’t even sure how to express it.

Karkat: So, apparently this guy is an alien. Like an actual alien from another planet and shit. You find that pretty hard to believe, but you guys were bros before, so why not keep being bros? He’s a pretty chill guy, you’ve got to admit, and despite being a little loud, he’s still a nice guy. This guy is a bro, you think, but one night on New Years things just got a bit more rambunctious and he’s been making subtle moves since. You don’t really think it’s anything, and just sorta brush it off, but you always keep it in the back of your mind. But until anything definite is said, he’s just your bro, and a good one. He did, however, sleep with Jade at one point, but you’re getting over that and don’t care as much about it anymore. You still care an awful lot about him. Ever since he lost his memory, though, you’ve been trying your best to help him remember things.

Sollux: Weird things have happened between you and this Sollux. Every time you two talk, you seem to get into a fight. All you do is argue and spit nasty remarks at each other, and you’ve spilled plenty of blood dueling with him. One time you had this weird sloppy make out session with him, but that turned into a fight too anyways, so it really wasn’t anything. After all that weird shit, however, you two somehow made up in an odd twist of sarcasm and pure boredom. He’s kind’ve a bro now, but you two can still get into conflicts from time to time.